Kids' Day

It's Saturday... school is out...time for fun...
For all you kids (and kids at heart) let's have fun with ELEPHANTS !

One elephant went out to play
On a spiderweb one day.
He had such enormous fun,
That he called for another elephant to come...
ELLLEPHAAAAANTTT!
(author unknown)
Why did the elephant sit on a marshmallow?
So he wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.


What is gray and jumps every 20 seconds?
An elephant with the hiccups.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
To sneak up on the mice.

Why does an elephant wear pink sneakers?
Because his white ones are dirty.

How many elephants will fit in a VW bug?
Six…two in the front, three in the back, and one in the space ...way in the back.

What does an elephant use his trunk for?

to blow out his birthday candles.

Here is a fun site with lots more:

Elephant Jokes

Do you have any funny elephant jokes? I’d love to hear them.
Here is some elephant trivia:
What is a baby elephant called?
What substance comes from an elephant tusk?
What famous elephant could fly?
What is the scientific name for an elephant?
What faithful elephant hatched an egg?
(answers in the first comment box)
I hope you had fun. Come back again!

4 comments:

Yvonne said...

A baby elephant is called a calf.

Ivory is made from tusks.

Dumbo was the elephant that flies.

The scientific word is pachyderm

Horton, the Elephant was faithful 100% and hatched an egg.

Joanne Sher said...

Andrew and Annika have been laughing hysterically as I read this to them. (and now I may just be destined to hearing silly elephant jokes for the rest of the afternoon)
How's that for feedback? :)

Laury said...

Vonnie, I like the marshmallow one the best:) So funny:) I didn't get the one about the spider web, though. Maybe Andrew can explain it to me! LOL!

Yvonne said...

The spider web is part of a counting song that my kids loved when they were little.

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