KNOCK, KNOCK

Knock-knock jokes are fun. They make use of puns, which are a play on words. The words can mean more than one thing and sound like other words.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abel
Abel who?
Abel would be nice, so I didn't have to knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for a long time.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom body open the door.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and see.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ray
Ray who?
Ray-ning out here; let me in!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to get out of the rain.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita come in now!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tanks for letting me in.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe let me use a towel?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma 'fraid I can't stay long.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al be going now;see you later.

Do you know any good "Knock Knock" jokes?
I'd love to hear them.

3 comments:

Joanne Sher said...

Hehe- love how it tells a story from beginning to end, Vonnie. Sorry - I will NOT be reading these to my kids, as they don't quite get them yet, so we'll hear 1.4 million knock knock "unjokes" if I get them started. :D

Dee Yoder said...

Hee hee...I hadn't heard that set of knock knock jokes before! Very funny, Vonnie!

Sharon said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane
Duane Who?
Duane the bath tube I dwownding!!

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